"Secretary's Ink"To: Donald J. Trump
cc: Barack Obama
Date: 2015, October 3
Subject: Chief Adviser of President, Internet
I can't imagine Donald Trump taking real advice from anyone. If he doesn't find out how to be a real man's man within, say a month, he could kiss this effort goodbye. I have been hung up on D.J. since his first divorce. He was a remarkable man then, in many ways. I have the directions in my mind that he needs to alter, and I would advise strongly that he follow the directions to the dollar amount. He only understands success by hand shakes or a check in the mail. Well it's time to negotiate and it just got expensive for him. If he wants to be President of the United States, I will expect a check in the mail for half up front and half on election night.
So you see, Mr. Trump, we both have a huge stake in getting you elected. However, we have a huge dilemma. I won't support a GOP candidate. I don't know why exactly, but the word is out there, they are walking around like a bunch of loose chickens. I believe DJT could make a great president. But he operates in two different personalities. This man rarely walks on grass. Has anyone ever watched the movie Pretty Woman when she takes his phone from him and throws it away in the park, then parks him under a tree and takes his socks off in the grass? He hadn't felt grass - not that he remembered. That is the same personality as Mr. Trump. He has the focus, determination, and clear insight to close any deal he enters. If he made a promise to a country, he would understand it completely (he does have that kind of patience and willingness) and clearly define all areas that needed to be talked through in a business manner, without war. I have good references, Barack Obama, President of the United States. Just ask him if he knows of Kitty Kelso, he will remember, the one with the keen advice. He was free and I helped him get elected on the Internet, through my association with the Whitehouse Group, at LinkedIn.com as an OFFICIAL. I don't know what that means exactly, but it looked impressive when I saw it. It has been an honor to advise President Barack Obama, and I compliment him for taking my brutally honest forceful words to get him to change his mind about this or that. He's in my own book. The ending will be drawing to an end after the State of the Union Address next 2016. I am compiling all the good things Barack Obama did while he has been in office, and absorbing them into my heart, and I pray he has not left 2016 to be a joke on everyone. I live in Springfield, IL - where Barack Obama spent his days in state congress held in this capitol of the State. This is where we have rides by horse and buggy to every site in Springfield and area, of places where Abe Lincoln is honored by his rocking credentials, as one of the most popular Presidents of all time.
I know Pres. B will have many areas and monuments in Springfield. I worry about how big the one in Washington will be? Has he done us a favor by telling us how horrible congress in Washington truly is? I begged him to "shake the bad apples out of the trees in D.C." and he did exactly that. We The People thank him for creating an atmosphere where it is in the hands of the People now - and I will get them to the voting table. Please tell me is it electronically safe, and also please could We The People have a punch ballot count on the side, just for fairness sake. I also have references https://www.linkedin.com/in/kittykelso. URNUTEACHER@gmail.com.